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Hello, you’ve reached Ryan at The Woven Moments.  Ryan can’t come to the blog right now because….

 

She is sick.

...and also magically blonde.

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Or maybe it’s because her dog ate her blog post.

It tasted of hilarity and wit.

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No, no.  Ryan is away because she couldn’t think of anything to write.

She forgot how to hold a pen too, apparently.

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