Well hellllooooooooo there, friend!

Welcome to The Woven Moments, a blog I started because:

a) my daughter was napping, the house was (gasp!) quiet, and I was bored

b) I’ve secretly loved to write since I was, ahem, young

c) I hope to one day woo Oprah to be my BFF (or at least be in her employ) using my amazing powers of self-actualization, turn-of-phrase, and gut-wrenching honesty

d) all of the above

I hope you’ll stick around, read a post (or ten!) and leave a comment (or ten!). Might I suggest some of my favorites:

If you want to laugh…

I’m Fight, He’s Flight: Part II

Happy Birthday, Chuck

Why I suck at April Fool’s Day


If you want to think…

Parenting Hurts

The Silent Battle: Part I

Mommy’s Mulligan


If you want to judge me…

World Tour of Bad Hair

Why Angst Is Awesome

Defense of Marriage

Everything about this picture is a lie. I'm never this relaxed, my skin is never this clear, she is never this calm or still, and I am much more awkward in real life. All of that makes this the PERFECT picture for my "About Me" page. Duh.


If you like The Woven Moments, you can “like” me on Facebook, follow me on Twitter , or email me at ryan@thewovenmoments.com.

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